1. “You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take”. -Wayne Gretzky
2. "You proceed from a false assumption: I have no ego to bruise."
3. “Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there”.—Will Rogers
4. "Do, or do not. There is no ‘try’."- Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back
5. "If everything is under control, you are going too slow."- Mario Andretti
6. "I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody."- Bill Cosby
7. "A great many people think they are thinking when they are actually rearranging their prejudices."- William James
8. "Copy from one, it’s plagiarism; copy from two, it’s research." - Wilson Mizner
9. "If you think education is expensive, try ignorance." - Derek Bok
10. "99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."
11. "If you lose your temper, you’ve lost the argument."
12. When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it. -Clarence Darrow
13. I’d rather live with a good question than a bad answer. —Aryeh Frimer
14. Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. —Cale Yarborough
15. An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously. —Charles F. Kettering
16. Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. —Christopher Hampton
17. I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. —Edith Sitwell
18. Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t. —Erica Jong
19. Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. —Oscar Wilde
20. The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
21. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
22. Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
23. Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
24. As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.
25. Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
26. Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper.
27. If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is probably NOT for you.
28. It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job: it’s a depression when you lose yours.
29. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
30. Whoever uses the phrase “Easy as taking candy from a baby,” has obviously never tried taking candy from a baby.
31. You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever!
32. A lie will make it around the world before the truth has time to put on it’s shoes.
33. There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count… And those who can’t.
34. A beautiful night is when you hug your teddy and go to sleep, but a horror night is when your teddy hugs you back!
35. Some think way too much of their own worth. Just leave them to bask in the delusion of their own reflected glory.
